flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

(Source: nuocmamboi)

(Source: itslatingirl)

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

(Source: 1nd2rd3st)

fakebreast:

real


causeallidoisdance:

why

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

jakemalik:

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

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(Source: hi)

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

(Source: sighsomemore)