things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

(via taissa-bby)

notes
date
21-09-2014

unitedstatesofjason:

oh my gosh lmao

(Source: perrabasica, via elp89)

notes
date
21-09-2014

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery, via greetings)

amateurcracksman:

When you get to the bottom of a really shitty post and you have to scroll back up like “who the Heck put this on my dash”

(via surprisebitch)

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

(Source: imnotjailbait, via ant0rm)

notes
date
21-09-2014

feathor:

max is all of us

(Source: jonwithabullet, via scatteredly)

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

(via squart-squad)

notes
date
21-09-2014

done:

with your shit

(via nichvlas)