notes
date
27-07-2014

paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

(Source: paranoid, via greetings)

i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive

(Source: hateruess, via trait)

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(Source: feministpunkmermaid, via whoreableness)

notes
date
27-07-2014

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

(Source: dramaisthenewblack, via squart-squad)

,,

im gonna go to bed at ten tonight

someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

(via attaching-wings-to-anchors)

notes
date
27-07-2014
notes
date
27-07-2014

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via helloryanholmes)

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via faantasticbeasts)

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via whoreableness)

notes
date
27-07-2014

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via miamibeachniall)

notes
date
27-07-2014

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

image

(via epic-humor)